Christian Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it!

Why didn’t Noah go fishing on the Ark? He only had two worms!

Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham—he knew a Lot.

Why was Pharaoh so stubborn? Because he was in denial!

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

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???? What doe the 1st joke mean???

Rojie? Maybe you can clarify? Being a nice Jewish broad, hihi

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