Street Bum Joke#1

(That was me, the bum. Lol!)

A man passes a bum who is panning for change on a corner downtown holding a sign that reads “Spare some change please??” The passerby drops a dollar into the bum’s cup points and asks “Hey? Is this the first coin of the day?” The bum hears the word koan not coin, coughs, looks up at the passerby and answers “Nope! And I’m not even a Buddhist Mr.”

LOL!!

Enjoy your Sunday!!!

I always give a bit, they need to feel good, that’s how it was on the cold sidewalk😅 NEVER AGAIN! Those social workers that got me a place were hot!! Thanks Lisa!!!

Cheers!!!

Nico the NIckster


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2 responses to “Street Bum Joke#1”

  1. glad they were there helping ya

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  2. Ya, that’s true! Lol!! Robbing banks…..there was a guy, lol, but he got caught, NASTY!! Ya, bum on the ground that morning, lol!! (I did pan some Ro. when I had no guitar, but the joke is made up😇) [cup in hand, never again!!! Haa!😉]

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