Newfie is sitting at the bar
A Newfie is sitting at the bar having a drink. All of a sudden, a terrorist walks in with a bomb strapped to himself. He sits down next to the Newfie, leans over to him and says, “I came here TO DIE!”
The Newfie raises his glass to the man and says, “Aye good on ya b’y, I came here yesterdie!”
Two newfies are walking down a path…
They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says “man, I wish that was a pretty lady” to which his friend replys “i just wish it was dark”
Why do Newfies want Québec to separate?
So it’s a shorter drive to Toronto!
Nico
Jai pas ecrit lol
Nicholas K F Matte 
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