Mexican Beetles

Many years ago I was in Mexico with a buddy of mine who was restricted to a wheelchair. I pushed him around all over the city, checking out the sites, we went to see that not so great movie in my opinion G.I.JOE it was at a theater. we were huge fans when we were kids. A popcorn chick gave me the eye! What a shot in the arm! And it was cool to watch the flick in Spanish. I think a pickpocket, he must have been, followed us around one day, crazy sensation of impending doom from behind, anyways he passed us and said “I’m so bad!!!” Lolololol!!! So anyways, one day I decided to go out for a stroll, my bud said: “Dude! Take pics of V.W. Beetles while you’re out!” “O.K.!” I replied, and hit the sidewalk with a tap-dance, a whistle, puffing away at a dirty Marlboro cigarette, BLAHHHHHH!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!! And the world on a string. “There’s one!” click! There’s one!” click! It was great! Bought an absolutely horrid crappy guitar that was untune able, to this day it cracks me up because I have no idea what the hell I would have done with it lol! It was really a weird instrument I must say, anyways, ohhhh! maybe smash it in a Townshend fit! I don’t know. So, I’m walking downtown then out some in the glorious heat, a local Mexican broad got so horny that she followed me some, smelling money and my cologne I guess, I can still see her and always will, looking so hot, speeding up her pace, chasing from across the street. I wasn’t going to fool around, point A to point B for me<“Hi! Meet my brother!” BANG BANG! Yikes. On my walk, taking shots of the cars, I looked to my right into a property where there was a delipidated building at the far end, a group of men standing in a circle talking, AND, an aforementioned V.W. Beetle, parked there on the left collecting dust this one, rustaroni. So, I stood at the entrance, and like a drunken fool, which I was not this day, I took a shot of the car and the guys were in the picture……ooops! The gang turned around, started yelling at me, throwing their fists in the air AND…..STARTED RUNNING AT ME. Needless to say I was happy to get back to point A after a tumultuous fear induced run and skip back.

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Nico